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eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via whoredinarygirl)

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stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

(via gethzee)

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averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

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shouldbedoingsomethingproductive:

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shouldbedoingsomethingproductive:

Was like “here let me drink this red Bull so I can make sure I stay up and go to my night class!”

-8 minutes later-
Passed the fuck out on the couch covered by cats

Wait, was the couch covered by cats before or after you passed out?

Both.

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whoredinarygirl:

WHY CANT I HAVE ENOUGH MEMORY FOR IOS 8

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sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

(via brooksterrs)

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